Wilkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome, Da-Da-DA-da-da...

...im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret. We are here to serve YOU!

Or something. What that something is, we aren't quite sure. At this point, though, I, at least, am terming this my Art Blog. If that sounds snitty, well, you know, snit happens. (STUDIO LAUGHTER)

There will be pictures here, along with words. And there will be some show tunes, although I respect and appreciate that many people, some of whom are my closest friends, at once vomit blood and deploy Jedi knight sword forms at the barest trace of musical theatre. Rest assured they will be used sparingly and, for the most part, will stay within the realms of Sondheim and Kander and Ebb, for whom I've noticed even the most dyed-in-the-wool musical theatre loathers can manage a grudging respect, if not downright fondness.

Criticism/feedback of the loving and constructive strain is not only welcome, it's demanded, goddammit. But only if you really, really want to.

Affectionately doofy comments will be reciprocated in kind. Nasty, vapid ones will be deleted and/or turned into Art.

And again, welcome. Have fun, and make some noise along with me.