we're gonna bring you the power

Admit it; you totally sat there with your badass older cousin and watched "The Electric Company" and substituted profanities and racist slurs when this segment came on. Y'all don't even gimme that "Eee! That's MEEEAN and disreSPECTFALLLLLL!" bullshit. I'm a thousand times smarter than you are, and I can and will annihilate you verbally and deconstruct your simplistic ass back to the Stone Age.